27 Taco Jokes, Puns, and One-Liners
It’s Taco Tuesday, and a week from now it will be Taco Tuesday again – and in times when it’s hard to remember what day of the week it is, this is as good an anchor as anything!
To celebrate the day (and the fact that it’s Cinco de Mayo which will have more people focusing on tacos) I’ve searched the internet for jokes, puns, and one-liners with tacos involved. Are they all going to make you chuckle? No, that would be nuts. But I do hope that some of them make you smile a little bit, and maybe make you a little hungry.
Check ’em all out and leave a comment if you know any taco jokes OR great taco recipes to share.
Ready? Let’s Go!
27 Taco Jokes!
A balanced diet is a taco in both hands.
Don’t tell me to stop eating so many tacos. I don’t need that kind of negativity in my life.
Inhale tacos. Exhale negativity.
Don’t buy that girl a drink, buy her a taco. Girls deserve tacos.
Thank god I don’t have to hunt for my food. I don’t even know where tacos live.
Boyfriends are cool and all, but have you tried tacos?
I want to start juicing but I’m hesitant because I don’t know how to juice tacos.
Some days I eat salad and go to the gym. Some I chase 10 tacos with a dozen shots of tequila. It’s called balance.
I wish I were full of tacos instead of emotions.
I want someone to look at me the way I look at tacos.
The difference between tacos and your opinion is that I asked for tacos.
You can’t make everybody happy, you are not a taco.
I don’t want to taco ’bout it.
I’m worried that no one will ever make me as happy as tacos do.
A good friend will take you to get tacos. A great friend will pay for your extra guac.
What’s your favourite dinosaur? Mine’s the Tacosaurus.
If you don’t like tacos, I’m nacho type.
Do I believe in love at first sight? Yes, it happens every time I see a taco!
“Waiter, this taco tastes funny!”
“Then why aren’t you laughing”
Did you hear they put a Taqueria on the moon? Great food, but terrible atmosphere!
Did you have the Wookie steak taco? I heard its a little Chewie!
Tuesday’s forecast: Long with a 100% chance of tacos!
A math teacher asked her sassy student “If you had 4 tacos and I asked for one, how many would you have left?”
The student replied “If your asking, I’ll still have 4”
“Waiter Waiter! Will my taco be long?”
“No, it will be round!”
Have you tried the Dalmation tacos? They really hit the spot!
What did the taco say to the guacamole?
Avocado crush on you.
It’s ok if you fall apart sometimes. Tacos fall apart and we still love them.
